I'll call it the Aramis.

A lunch-time conversation about this led to a discussion of the recent trend in handheld devices, that being the all-in-one. Cell phones that are cameras. PDAs with wireless internet. Et cetera.

So, just what would the ideal all-in-one have?

• Phone
• Pager - a subset of phone, really.
• Wireless internet - so we can all be mindless blackberry drones.
• USB drive - disks are so 2002.
• PDA, and everything that implies.
• MP3 player
• Digital camera
• Video recorder - phones have these now, right?
• DVD player - miniDVDs are on their way, so why not?
• Videogame device - with the rash of handhelds coming out, add a D-pad to the thing and we're go.
• GPS device
• Radio - kinda weird to think about, isn't it? Transistor radios?
  
• Satellite TV - possible? No clue.
  

Any of these would also be cool.

• flashlight - so you can stop using the spooky screen-glow to find things in the dark,
  
• tazer / mace / personal alarm - the issue here it, it becomes a weapon.
  
• tweezers, toothpick, etc. Anything in the Victorinox Swiss Card
  
• mini-projector - why not?
  
• lighter - Colibri makes real small ones. Throw it on there! Need a light? It's right next to the button that reveals all of my personal information!