"We believe that this is a bold demonstration of our commitment to our core and a reaffirmation of our coffee leadership," said chief executive Howard Schultz in a statement.
Schultz was later quoted as saying "We also believe that this is a bold demonstration of how much you little fools depend on us. Comes the revolution, don't say we didn't warn you. Mwa ha. Mwa ha ha. MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!"
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This is why I don't drink coffee. Avoiding the clutches of Big Tobacco is why I don't smoke. My appetites are simple. Quite commonplace, actually. What is my addiction, you ask? I like to rub Burger King Triple Stacker cheeseburgers all over my naked body while masturbating to midget amputee porn. Who doesn't? Well, I grew up watching my parents do it so...
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